mar

09

- OK, you got some fans, you’re blue and live in a forest… but forget it, dude, you’re not a Smurf!



mar

06

– Wow! According to the NASA, the Chile earthquake moved the Earth axis, and thus days have been shortened two miliseconds.



feb

13

Grecia al borde de la bancarota

cuatro millones de parados

y los nuevos residuos en algunos pueblos de España



ene

26

After the health care reform, Obama tries to control the Banks.
-“Let me see, man, you got me confused. Do you like to hit or to be hit?”

“I am not alone any more! I got 371 friends added to my facebook!”

-“And you are worried because your bubble exploded”“



ene

20

Great controversy about the ‘strip search’ full body scanners in airports:
he: “It must be broken… I don’t know how it’s beeping, she has no gun!”
she: “Search better, look what a thigh holsters!